The age at which most women stop [aging] ([or so] [they say]!).
When I turn 29, I'll be the age I'm going to be for the rest of my life.
[A child] asks his [grandma], "How old are you?"
Her [reply], "29."
When a girl is sideways in the [fetal position], [sobbing] and [getting it in] the ass at the same time.
My girlfriend was [a real bitch] today, so I had to [teach her a lesson] with the old 29. She was still [sobbing] in the morning.
[A day] for people to [have a good] time and if you are born on this day [you are a] kind, loving, beautiful, caring person.
[Babe], your lucky. [Your birthday] is on the best day of the year, [December 29th].
Only the hottest of the hottest are born on this day. People born on december 29 are some of the funniest people and also the kindest. But don't let that [kindness] fool you because if you do them wrong they wont have any problem [clapping] back. Its called being a good [savage] :)
Omg did you see her? She's so [fucking hot] and [fierce]. [Yeah dude], she must be born on december 29.
People who were born on this day are [the most gorgeous] people they are mostly [heart broken] but some are happy. They [care] too much for people. They love and give their heart too boys/girls.
Is [Karen]’s [birthday] on January 29 if so she’s [gorgeous].
This is a day we’[re] only the most handsome, pretty and awesome people are [born]. If you meet someone born on this day, DONT [LOSE] THEM
Girl 1: Man, [Andrew] is [SOOOO] cute, how does he [do it]
Girl 2: It’s because he’s born on May 29