[the 1],000th number in all [the numbers]. 4 (or 5) digits, hard to count to, before 1,001, after .
[Person A]: ...1000!!!
[Person] B: You did it! You counted to 1000!
When you fuck a woman [on Red] Bull like [a jack] [rabbit]
Dude took [Rosa] to the [bedroom] and went 1000 RPM on her [Pussy]!!
Black [Terminatrix] 1000. It's a play on the model from the Terminator. Talk show host and YouTube celebrity Tommy Sotomayor coined the term. He uses it to refer to specific women (hoodrats as he refers to them) which are according to him, destroying the Black community. He frequently refers to the [DSE] (which stands for Dark Skinned Edition) and [LSE] (light skinned edition).
Did you hear about the BT-1000 [DSE] that left her kids at home for the weekend in search of [DNA] (Dick And Attention)?
Cyberdine Systems just lost another BT-1000. They apparently claimed she was [kidnapped] from school during lunch time.
Played by Robert Patrick in [Terminator 2]: [Judgement Day].
A liquid metal [Terminator].
" The T-1000 is [coming]! "
" [What is it]? "
" The T-1000 "
A phenomenon that occurs when one has an extremely bad case of diarrhea and hasn't eaten a lot of [solid] food any time recently, only liquid. When you go to [take a dump], instead of solid fecal matter coming out slowly, there is a quick [blast] of liquid out of your ass, similar to the infamous blast of the once popular Super-Soaker model, the CPS-1000.
Guy 1: Yo man, you [goin'] to the [kegger] tonight?
Guy 2: Ugh dude I wish, I got horrible diarrhea, just took a [friggen] CPS-1000
If you can't [absorb] [the cringe] you don't [belong] on the internet
Person 1: [EWW]!!! WHY DOES THIS [FANDOM] EXIST??
Person 2: Rule 1000
Person 1: I guess [you're right].
Your worst fucking nightmare.
A terminator (basically a robot assassin from the future) that is constructed entirely out of mimetic polly-alloy (a self-healing liquid metal). It's self healing liquid nature means it is nearly completely [invulnerable] to physical harm. It can also shape shift into anything it touches, as long as that thing has a similar mass. They are equally as strong as their T 800 predecessor but their shape shifting abilities and more fluid, lifelike movements make them superior in combat. However, they are much lighter than T 800s, so they aren't able to tolerate heavy gunfire for example (though they could just reform afterwards). They can be temporarily stopped by freezing them and smashing them to pieces but they will reform after [thawing]. It only lethal weakness is extremely high temperatures (over 2500 degrees Celsius).
A unit was sent to the year 1995 in an attempt to kill [ten year old] [John Connor]. Luckily, John from the year  sent back a T 800 that was reprogrammed to protect him. The T 800 proved to be a tough opponent but was eventually killed by the T 1000. The T 800 managed to revive itself and shoot a grenade into the T 1000 body. It detonated and before the T 1000 could reform, it fell backwards into a [steel mill], where the temperature destroyed it once and for all.
The T 1000 was portrayed by Robert Patrick and appeared in [Terminator 2]: Judgement Day.
(T 1000 disguised as police officer walks up to officer on [motorbike])
Officer on bike: You alright?
T 1000: Yeah. Say, that's a [nice bike] you got there.
T 1000 proceeds to kill officer on bike and takes his [patrol] bike.
Any member of the [observers]’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be [portly], misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of [self loathing].
Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?
John: definitely, just don’[t fuck] it up
(5 min or 500 yards later)
John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to [Sasquatch] over there
Bill: [man fuck] you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now