Do you think that could acctually happen?

你們真覺得會發生這種事嗎?

Guys...

你們兩個...

What's that?

那是什麼?

It's happening!!!

真的發生了!!!

Ahhhh!!!!!

啊啊啊!!!!!

-Nice. Oh man, we'll never run out of ideas. -No.

[2天8小時前]

Guys.

[3年前]

We should go on a creative retreat.

-好主意 我們的靈感將會一直源源不絕 -沒錯

Camping somewhere,you know, no internet, no cellphone. Just us out there brainstorming ideas.

[3年又1分鐘後]

That's a good idea. I'm out of ideas.

大夥兒

Me, too.

我們該去度個假

Yeah.

找個地方露營 沒有網路和手機 在野外一起做腦力激盪

And we can take the crosstrek, and the kayak I got last month.

好點子 我點子全用完了

Finally I get to use that thing.

我也是

So you gonna take it?

對呀

I'll pass.

我們可以開那台斯巴魯Crosstrek 順便帶我上個月買的獨木舟

What if you run into a bear? I'm terrified of bears...

那玩意兒終於可以派上用場了

Why?

[1個月前]

-Happy birthday! -Ahhh!!!

所以你會買吧?

Christine, it was just me.

我不去 [1個月後]

Sorry, I was terrified of bears.

如果遇到熊怎麼辦? 我好怕熊喔...

Why?

為什麼?

Urrrrgh!!

[11年前]

Look, you made her cry. Stop it.

-生日快樂! -啊!!!

Oh com'on. It's not like she's gonna be scarred for life.

Christine 是我啦

I don't know.

拍謝 我超怕熊的

You're not gonna to go camping with us because you're afraid of bears?

為什麼?

Weaksauce

吼!! [15年前]

One day you're gonna be terrified of something. And I won't have any sympathy for you.

你看 你把她弄哭了 快停下來

Hey Wes.

喔 拜託 她又不會留下一輩子的創傷

Christine! I'm so scared you have to help!

[26年2個月又1分鐘後]

You're what? You're scared?

不知道耶

Hun?

你不去露營只因為你怕熊?

I can't hear you.

軟腳蝦

You're brea..you're breaking off.

有天你也會怕某樣東西 到時候我不會同情你的

Alright, we can make it there on one tank so...

[2天又8小時後]

I think we'll get to the camp site in about 3 hours cause we don't have to stop for gas.

嘿 Wes

Hey guys, I'm so sorry.

Christine! 我好害怕快幫我!

I forgot I signed up for a class tonight.

你什麼? 你會怕喔?

So I can't make it on the trip.

蛤?

What class?

我聽不清楚耶

Umm...

你訊號...你訊號斷了

David is taking a pole dancing class.

[12小時前]

What a dork.

我們加滿一桶油就夠了

I acctually think that's kind of hot.

我們3小時後就會到露營區了 因為半路不用停下來加油

One of my ex-boyfriends was a pole dancer.

大夥兒 真的很抱歉

What the heck?

我忘記我今晚要上課

Guys... Why does Chris have a book about pole dancing?

所以我不能一起去了

Alright, here we are guys.

上什麼課?

O.k. Ted, you go build the tents. Wes, you go find some firewood.

額...

I make the food.

[1周前]

Ted, there's instructions.

David在上鋼管舞

Damn...

北七一個

What's that?

其實我覺得蠻性感的

It's happening!!!

我其中一個前男友就是鋼管舞者

Ahhhhh!!!!!

[1周又2小時後]

Hey Chris.

[請確保車頂上的器材安全固定]

You see these berries?

什麼鬼? [15秒前]

They look like blue berries but they're actually very poisonous.

你們看... 為什麼Chris有本鋼管舞的書啊?

So you gotta be careful, okay?

[1小時後]

You should NEVER eat them.

好了 我們到了

Son, are you listening?

Ted你去搭帳棚 Wes你去找柴火

Firewood...

我來煮吃的

Where are they?

[5分鐘後]

Stupid branch!

[45分鐘後]

Christine!

Ted 有說明書可以看啊

Can you text me the address where the guys are camping at?

[32秒後]

I left the book in the car and I need to get it.

[11秒後]

-What book? -A pole...

可惡..

Umm..this is not important.

[8小時又9分鐘後]

Where are they?

那是什麼?

Oh! Blueberries.

真的發生了!!!

Oh, no.

啊啊啊啊!!!!!

It's not blueberries.

嘿 Chris [20年又9小時前]

I'll come back for you later.

你看到這些果子了嗎?

Urrgh...

他們看起來像藍莓 可是其實有毒

This is a log... ...My elbow

所以你要小心 知道嗎?

Hey, is that Ted?

絕對『不可以』吃這些果子

Urrgghhh.....

兒子 你有沒有在聽啊?

Ahhh...O.k.! Somone call for help! Someone call for help!

[20年3小時又12分後]

Christine! I'm so scared you have to help!

柴火呢...

!@#$%^&*

[4小時後]

You're scared?

他們到底在哪裡?

What does it want?

臭樹枝!

I can't hear you.

[約3個半小時前]

You're brea..you're break off.

Christine!

Let's close the roof! Close the roof!

你可以把他們露營的地點 傳成簡訊給我嗎?

Oh my god! We're gonna die! We're gonna di...

我有本書留在車上 我要去拿

Now there is an idea. We should make that into a short, ha ha..

-什麼書? -鋼...

So chris, can you show us the "pole dancing"?

額.. 這不重要

Do you think he needs to go to the hospital?

[5小時後]

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